The office

[peloudias]

buena siempre que puedo la veo, además Angela me hace recordar a mi ex-jefa (hace una semana la largaron) por lo prepotente, déspota e inhumana

[yeltsiN.^]

isat que canal es?

[leppex]

132 con deco(cablemagico)
en isat los sabados a las 3pm da 1 capitulo de the office UK y luego otro cap de the office US asi.. ya van 3 creo
ablao

[Ekkaia]

Cómo me he reído con las frases de Dwight.


1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
6. When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
7. The eyes are the groin of the head.
8. My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man
9. Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
10. You know whats better than a triceratops. Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.
11. Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you don’t hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins aren’t smart. They just like pushing things.
12. There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule #17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season
13. I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
14. Question…
15. Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.
16. How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…
17. I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.
18. The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won’t receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis….Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
19. I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
20. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?


Más en: http://bevan.net/2009/06/10/top-20-d...schrute-posts/

2 que me parecieron geniales:

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"

"Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision."

[phoen1x.]

132 con deco(cablemagico)
en isat los sabados a las 3pm da 1 capitulo de the office UK y luego otro cap de the office US asi.. ya van 3 creo
ablao

gracias por el dato

[mavC]

Dwigth y Michael son los mejores personajes para mí. He visto 2 epis de la 6ta temporada recién, y no me canso de ver las anteriores temporadas. También he visto la versión de UK, Ricky Gervais is fucking hilarious.

Acá una escena de la versión UK.



GREAT!!!

[Ekkaia]

[phoen1x.]

El ultimo capitulo es increible, demasiado!! Tienen que verlo, y los que no ven the office es un buen capitulo para quedarse renganchado!!!!

PD: el ultimo capitulo es THE CHUMP (episodio 23 season 6)

[JidenBakuda]

Excelente el último episodio, los mensajes ocultos son tremendos. Uno de los mejores de la serie.

[rodj]

El ultimo capitulo es increible, demasiado!! Tienen que verlo, y los que no ven the office es un buen capitulo para quedarse renganchado!!!!

Justo ahora lo pensaba ver, me superconvenciste :D

[Kurt]

Cual último capitulo? Secretary's day? mmmm ya me vi todos. SUPER SERIEEEEEEEE. Que habrá sido de la guapa amante de Dwight ...hubiera sido bueno verla más :D

[leppex]

Episode 22 - Secretary's Day
Episode 23 - Body Language
Episode 24 - The Cover-Up
Episode 25 - The Chump (este es)
aun no veo el ultimo, pero por sus posts parece ser kgue de risa :lol: asi q a empezar el buffering
ablao

[rodj]

Ya lo vi, estuvo de la csm, Michael es la cagada

[leppex]

steve carell anuncia que esta sera su ultima temporada en The Office

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/...seven/1249972/

habra pedido un auemento y se lo negaron ??.. no tengo idea.. pero si es que se llega a ir seria una gran baja para the office.. y facil a la larga puede que la cancelen :cry:

[rodj]

steve carell anuncia que esta sera su ultima temporada en The Office

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/...seven/1249972/

habra pedido un auemento y se lo negaron ??.. no tengo idea.. pero si es que se llega a ir seria una gran baja para the office.. y facil a la larga puede que la cancelen :cry:

Ya tenia tiempo de haberlo dicho, yo estoy impaciente, en unos dias mas se estrena la septima y probablemente ultima temporada. No puedo esperar para ver a Dwight. :cheesy: :cheesy:

[phoen1x.]

el 1er capitulo de la 7ma cumplio todas mis espectativas, gooooo the office!

[rodj]

el 1er capitulo de la 7ma cumplio todas mis espectativas, gooooo the office!

recien me acuerdo, he estado con la cabeza en el mundo de los navi, si o si esta noche me reencuentro con mi serie favorita.

[JidenBakuda]

Muy bueno, sobretodo los chistes entrelineas, hay que estar atentos en eso.

[phoen1x.]

Do You Wuphf?

[lesrewk]

el capitulo de hoy ha sido hasta ahora el mejor de la temporada creo.