Para los que piensan que los shamanes son overpowered y desbalanceados, aca les dejo esta chiquita que encontre en los foros de los shamanes. Diviertanse :D .


" If you came to this thread looking for hope, you are screwed. LOL

im drunk

i stink

at this game

warlocks dot me for half my hp, which means if they even cast one spell while im feared i die. tremor totem doesnt work

warriors crit me for 10k with a shield or not.

a rogue crit me for 8k today, didn't know artifact items were out yet.

a druid ran away from me after i frost shocked him, i frost shocked him 43865986857849356790478905y5467548y906uj89ifoxg m,njilkfdsyhuftb yuvjklfji nljn iounh isgegas times bnut he somehow managed to like ignore it.

hunters will lay down a trap that is 2 inches in width but if im 548349849 feet away i still get frozen

mages will sheep and pyroblast crit me for 1 trillion

paladins need a buff because even i can beat theem, and im just a little noobish offensive hybrid.

idk wtf is goin on but i purge a priests shield and its all of a sudden back up[? and i got mind controlled today INSTANTLY by a priest and he made me jump off a cliff, i died yo.

i am a shaman so i liek asked this chick out at skoolz and she said hell no get teh eff out of my face yo, maybe if i had seduce... hmmmmz

and then, i was totally fighting this npc shaman and he dropped this totem that feared me, i tryed to kill totem but it said " dodge miss parry block evade laugh rofl wtf u think bliz likes shaman? LOL!!!!!!"

what else?

i fought another shaman and we both suck so much we ended up both falling off a cliff and dying.

and then, i saw these mages casting nukes.
i saw druids casting nukes
i saw warlocks casting nukes
and then i casted lb on a druid, he insta healed the 12 dmg i did to him using his HoT. then he casted a wrath which crit me for 2k, i confronted him about it and hes feral spec.

and THEN... LOL OMFG ROFL WTF YO... i was questing in netherstorm and i magically got flagged and a level 1 rogue stunned me for 45 seconds, after the stun i layed down my totems, which took me 12 seconds, he sat and watched as we had a chat. anywayz after i layed my totems down he stunned me for another 2 seconds, in those 2 seconds he destroyed all my "buffs, aka totemz" with his level 1 white dagger clocked at a whopping .9 DPS.

he proceededto stun me, dont ask how but he did, i used my horde insignia but then he stunned me again, i checked my insignia and it said it had 5 mins cooldown left.

the rogue sat there and hit me 3 times until i died, because i am enhancement, and i can either choose +stamina or +hit, theres no HYBRID on gear choice here, stupid me went with +hit over +stamina

then i got in my guild chats ventrilo, the guild loeader is usually nice because he is a manager at a construction company, i thought he woulda been nice to me since he has experience with laying workers off, but he basically told me im a worthelss sack of crap and that the guild would much rather have a druid in the raid because even as feral they heal for 45 million.

i felt rly bad, i went up to "sheridans liquor" and since im a shaman there was an automatic debuff placed on me as i entered the shop, i ended up payoing 600000% the normal price for a handle of vodka.

i will post more uber stories about my life as a shaman when i get more vodka. "


"This morning I woke up and bought my 2 HWL axes...

I worked about 30 hours for em

but then i fought a warlock

he had a green dagger and critically hit me for 5.9k, and then he watched his DoTs do the rest, as he laughed and pet his totally sexy succy. "